Me: "Honey can you grab the napkins-I seem to have forgotten them!" (Smile sweetly at guests waiting patiently to eat food in front of them).
Me: (inner monlogue) How strange! I could swear I did get the napkins. I remember soooo vividly picking them up from beside the microwave, and then....huh...I don't know? I don;t understand...well maybe it was a different time?
...Later that night...
Me: "Would anyone like another drink? Lemonade, coke (opening fridge)...napkins?!?!"
Yeah. I put them in the fridge. Tired. I. Am.